By Servando Gonzalez
March 28, 2012
A few weeks ago I began writing a book I was sure would become a best seller. I titled it Obama Must Go: The Top Ten Reason Why Barack Hussein Obama Doesn’t Deserve a Second Term. The ten top reasons I was going to explain in my book were:
Reason # 2: He has made us less safe from terrorism.
Reason # 3: He put 3 million Americans out of work.
Reason # 4: He spent money like a drunken sailor.
Reason # 5: He undermined our most basic freedoms.
Reason # 6: He sold America out to special interests.
Reason # 7: He ruined America’s standing in the world.
Reason # 8: He’s the worst president ever.
Reason # 9: He’s a divider, not a uniter.
Reason # 10: He never tells the truth.
Bonus reason: He stole the 2008 election.
I was very excited about this new book I was going to write, and I began researching and compiling data to prove my points. It was not difficult.
I found an enormous amount of verifiable data proving all my points beyond any reasonable doubt. Obviously, it is time for Obama to go. He does not deserve a second term.
But just a couple of days ago I discovered I could not publish such a book. Not because any of the points I was to mention was not true. Absolutely not. The problem would be that, if I published it, I would become a plagiarist, because somebody already has published this book.
I found in a second-hand bookstore a book with exactly the same content, and a similar title to the one I had in mind. Its author is none other than the nationally syndicated columnist, MSNBC commentator and former co-host of CNN’s Crossfire, Bill Press.
The amazing thing is that Bill Press published his book in June 2004, under the title, Bush Must Go. The Top Ten Reasons Why George Bush Doesn’t Deserve a Second Term. Amazingly, Press’ criticism of George W. Bush, applies perfectly to Barack Hussein Obama.
Like Bush, Obama lied us into war. Like Bush, he has made us less safe from CIA terrorism. Like Bush, he has put 2 million (or more) Americans out of work. Moreover, Obama has continued Bush’s policies of spending like a drunken sailor.
Like Bush did with his PATRIOT Act and Military Commissions Act of 2006, Obama has undermined our most basic freedoms with his National Defense Authorization Act of 2011, and now with his National Defense Resources Preparedness Executive Order.
Both Bush and Obama sold America out to special interests. There is no doubt whatsoever that Obama has ruined America’s standing in the world and that, as of today, he is the worst American president — if he legally is the President, which I doubt. With his dishonest use of race to hide his calamitous policies, Obama has proved to be a divider, not a uniter.
Also, like Bush — and most American presidents before them — Obama never tells the truth. Finally, there is evidence that Obama stole the 2008 election with the full support of the CIA, the Council on Foreign Relations and a sycophantic mainstream press.
In a previous article, I called Obama “Bushama,” because his policies are the seamless continuation of George W. Bush’s policies. But, following my logic, I can also call G.W. Bush “Clinbush,” because he just followed Clinton’s policies, and I can also call Clinton “Bushclin,” because Clinton policies were the continuation of the policies of G.H.W. Bush Actually, since the CFR conspirators decided to put the New World Order in overdrive and put the pedal to the metal after getting the first member of the Bush dynasty in the White House, you have to be a died-in-the-wool naïve Republican (or Democrat, for that matter) to see any difference among U.S. presidents.
So, after discovering that somebody already had written a book with a devastating criticism of Obama’s policies (under the wrong name) I decided to stop working on my book on Obama. I felt frustrated.
American politics has become such a predictable game that it has become almost impossible to write anything original about it. But then, I had a new idea: how about writing an interactive book about American politics? That would be a true first!
The idea is relatively simple: given the fact that next American President will be the one selected at the secret CFR meetings and approved in the Bilderberg conciliabula, an amazingly useful, and fun, book will be one where the reader is able to update it by writing his input.
For example, instead of titling it Obama Must Go: The Top Ten Reason Why Barack Hussein Obama Doesn’t Deserve a Second Term, the title will be _________ Must Go. Why __________ __________ Doesn’t Deserve a Second Term. And the first reason why __________ _________ doesn’t deserve a second term is because he/she (never discount Hillary!) not only has made America less safe from the terrorist actions of Wall Street bankers, oil magnates and CEOs of transnational corporations, but lied to us to push the country into disastrous, unwinnable wars with ___________, ___________, and _______. No wonder the economy is getting worse, the number of unemployed Americans has jumped to _________ million, the ______________ crisis is getting worse, and he/she is spending our money like a drunken sailor in a whorehouse (the only difference is that sailors spend their money!)
President __________ _________ has done nothing to lower the price of gas, which now has reached ________ per gallon, nor the inflation, which now is close to ______ percent. Moreover, president __________ ____________ has sold America to Wall Street and has turned the U.S. into the laughing stock of the world. There is no doubt that __________ __________ is the worst president ever.
Well, you got the idea.
The best thing about this reader-configurable, interactive book is that, unlike Bill Press’ book, you will be able to use this one over an over every four years just by erasing the blanks and writing the names of the new puppet, the new wars, and the new acts of treachery.
Moreover, this book will be an invaluable resource for your children and grandchildren. Given the fact that due to inflation the price of books is also rising, eventually your whole family is going to save a lot of money.
I hope to have the book ready before the coming elections. I’ll keep you informed.
Author’s note: This article is not a satire. If it seems like a satire, it is because American politics has become a big joke!